I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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