Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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