Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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