I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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