I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
