If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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