dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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