I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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