he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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