That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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