Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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