How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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