If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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