I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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