those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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