Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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