I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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