Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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