And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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