took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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