distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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