How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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