Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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