Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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