One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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