AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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