what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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