Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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