Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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