we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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