Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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