you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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