when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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