So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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