Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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