I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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