i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
you win again, gameday.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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