I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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