There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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