I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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