problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
