How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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