It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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