yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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