how can u be prego again
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
