Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
There's always time for handjobs
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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