The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You can't just leave with hair like that
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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