i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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