Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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