so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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