Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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