somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Less talking, more tequila
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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