Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My life is pants optional.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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